I'm keeping track of this one because it was one of the first to come by the Yask One Picker.
  He wrote another report the next day and I can't recall any 

instance where my advice was less heeded.

Fook you did a Great Job Doing the Wrong Thing

 You'll hear what you need to know about Fook.

For some reason, I felt compelled to write a model answer for this non-question.

 

There are two graphs which show how the career paths and graduation numbers varied in Britain around the turn of the milenium.

Overall, whereas more students were graduating annually at the end of the period as compared to the decade prior, it was not a steady growth. This accompanied a shift away from professional work into other fields. 

 

1997 saw the peak of new British graduates at 195K individuals, which was 20% more than seen in 1992. By the year 2002, by contrast, the number had fallen by more than 15% (180K).

 

It can also be noted that a significantly smaller proportion of graduates commenced work as professionals. In 1992. more than half (58%) of the UK's new grads were moving into these types of careers. 11 years later, they were down to around 4 in 10.

 

Office jobs in clerical work, and commerce absorbed some of these graduates, while managerial work remained relatively stable. (155 words)